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Early in 2009, I decided to capture an image every calendar day for an entire year. 365 days later, I have more gray hair, have aged a decade and alienated loved ones, but I did it and, most importantly, I didn’t miss a single day. Comments and criticisms are welcomed, both on composition and technique, and on content. Thanks for looking.
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"F" Is For Floozy (Day 220)
How to feel creepy in seven easy steps:
(1) Desperately look for a “F” for your alphabet photo mini-assignment.
(2) Hear “YMCA” on TV.
(3) Get the idea for a human “F”
(4) Decide that a doll/action figure would be easier to shoot than a human.
(5) Borrow Barbie from niece.
(6) Complete a photo shot with said Barbie
(7) Feel creepy.
(2009-08-12 5:01pm)
![You Might Be A Redneck When ... (Day 228)
Scratchies!!!
I almost never buy a lottery ticket (unless the pot is huge like last night - $250million) and I never buy instant scratch tickets (well … one time now I guess); I would rather spend my money on more worthwhile pursuits like $5 lattes at Starbuck’s [insert chuckle here].
I also realize that scratchies are a losing proposition, unlike the woodland folk that I inevitably get behind at the local market who treat their daily scratch ticket ritual like they are doing crack. A sample workflow:
(1) Scrape up money and head to store;
(2) Spend entire amount on scratch tickets;
(3) Borrow penny from dish on counter;
(4) Stand directly outside door of store and scratch tickets;
(5) Feel lucky that you won back portion of the initial outlay;
(6) Redeem for more tickets;
(7) Stand at register and hold up line while scratching ticket(s);
(8) If winner, goto step 6, otherwise goto step 9;
(9) Walk home empty handed;
Footnote: I fully expected a $250 million return on the above tickets but won $2 on Haunted Fortune. I am asking for my “winnings” in cash.
To read ‘You Might Be a Redneck’ series disclaimers, click <a href="http://www.nawset.com/gallery/7032225_oFapa#523534763_7xJRw">here</a>.
(2009-08-20 5:24pm)](https://photos.smugmug.com/Galleries/Project365/Project-365/i-RF9Shj3/62/7794d931/Ti/Shot-A-Day-20090820-3068-Ti.jpg)
cornfu
on August 22, 2009too funny! totally cracking up over your comment. great shot.
SonoLady
on August 19, 2009I did lol at your description, thanks!!!
Brad
on August 14, 2009How did you get her to hold so still?
irishmurr
on August 13, 2009This is just too funny! Love the shot and that caption is hilarious!